just honest "devilment" - don't you feel like throwing custard pies at those who take themselves FAR too seriously.............?
I've just been watching the first TV report on it - pretentious claptrap being lisped by an immaculately suited "garden designer" waving an airy hand, and rhapsodising over "white stones seemingly floating over the water" (obviously never heard of mucky wellies, unruly kids, muddy spaniels and an old cortina lump leaking oil.........
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Fly trendy rubbish halfway round the world to make "designer gardens", put up hedge-mounted chocolate teapots (sic), create a sterile chemicalised wasteland, and they have the cheek to ban gnomes - as if most of what they do and stand for isn't in the worst possible taste anyway..............
