On another note I have managed to purchase 2 PIC16F1827s - these are a bit like golddust at present. It should be possible to create a multi-device 1-wire emulator, or an 8 channel ADC if there were any interest. These are of the order of £1 each.
I'm appropriately green with envy. I do have some 16F688's which can be used for quad ADC's and have code for a DS2408 (8 channel I/O) substitute if there is any interest.