Well i'm extremely pleased to report that i have in my hot little hands a new hub and set of slightly smaller blades intended for 2kw turbine in high wind areas. I assume our output will be reduced but hopefully so too will our sense of dread.....

These came from a very nice man wot lives no more than a dozen miles from Frot Towers (Hi Jason!!

). He is, apparently, known to lurk occasionally in the tea-rooms at Navitron's Evil Underground Volcano base. There was apparently some negotiation between his good self and the reclusive criminal genius Professor Ivanuff Kashnow to secure said kit for nowt! He (Jason) also randomly gave me a spare copper water cylinder for future tinkering projects. Top man!
And thankx to Nav-dudes for sponsoring continued wire-chopping activities here at The Towers...!
Hoorah! Tea and stickies all round! Now we've just got to get the blighter back up again...

And as for running out of things to tinker with... i think not!
After our big excitation controller failure and alternator slipring cleaning etc.... number 1 alternator starting giving intermittant output - checked all connections etc, then i remembered the comedy shortened brush lives in that alt.....
This is a really blimmin awkward spot to reach. Its like playing twister with a big hot filthy black lump pressed up against you. (no Ainsley Herriot sausage comments please - it'll only cause trouble....)

And here - the offending brush block and nice new one freshly surgically removed from its mysterious regulator gubbins.... Them old brushes have certainly lost weight!

So thats all back in and working ok now.

After the controller failure the Spectacled Person has been pondering...... The excitation controller does not output pure DC (which would be ideal..) but is a pulse width modulated output. This is probably what caused the failure as inputting pulses to large coils of wire, many of which live within alternators, probably causes extremely high frequency Electric Monkey Fighting (remember..?) which bounces back at the little insects inside the box and makes them sad.
Sooo - he has been trying to design a way to filter or smooth out these pulses into summat a bit more like proper dc to keep insects happy and Monkeys OUT!!
So he's made this...

Nope, no idea, sorry...

I wish someone would tell him he's just making a fool of himself. Sillyscope?? yeah, right Speccybloke! Sillyb*gger more like!

Nurse! the screens! Quick - 25milligrams of Feckerin! We're losing him....!
Anyway so far.... it does kinda smooth the output. Alts run cooler BUT as expected speccygonk's wee creation gets HOT HOT HOT!

Back to the drawing board with ye - ye Photonic numpty!

Pfff - enough excitation for me tonight.....
Next time - More of S.B.'s insane creations (possible). More pipes jammed full of COLD lard. (certain).
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