Thanks very much chaps.
Noted that the plastic threads are liable to cross-thread.
I like the idea of quarter-turn "taps", I get fed up fiddling with the many-turn taps that we do have, and the few quarter-turn ones we have are a joy by comparison. My plan is to drain-down during winter, to avoid the faff of insulating the risers etc. so there won't be any issue with freezing. I don't have an airline though, sadly ...
I looked at the calculator, but I'm afraid I don't know how to interpret the results.
A line from 25mm through a flow rate of 10 L/min gives flow velocity of 0.2 m/s, and hydraulic gradient m/100m pipe of 0.5
32mm and same flow rate gives 0.2 m/s and hydraulic gradient of 0.2
I tried to calculate the net effect of 1/2" vs. 3/4" tap, but my figures suggested that 1/2" was better, which is clearly wrong

I found this article
http://www.winsfordwalledgarden.com/development.aspx?Group=development&Page=irrigationwhich says that a 50M length of 1/2" hose will fill a 2 gallon bucket in 2 minutes, whereas 50M of 3/4" hose will only take 25 seconds.
I will get some "water pipe below" tape. On a memorable boy's-toys JCB-hire-weekend a few years ago I went through the mains, phone and electricity!!
I had already looked at
http://www.pipestock.com/, thanks. I found that
http://www.cityirrigation.co.uk/ were cheaper. Generally the MDPE stuff was within a penny, but their taps / valves were cheaper, and they have all the Hozelock and Micro-irrigation / Drip stuff I also need, which will be a one-stop shop, and bulk up to save some carriage.
"
do not make work and mess with a mindigger"
Heavy clay here, already set like concrete, don't fancy digging a 200M trench

However, when I went through the BT line a local chap came out with a trenching machine and made a very tidy job (picture attached below). Only daftness was that he had no straddle-and-backfill device, just a bulldozer blade on the front with lots of back-and-forth to backfill at 45-degrees.
Guy: Do you know what sort of flow you get off your 1.5kw pump? I might just be tempted to run this off a pair of IBC's to get a good flow rate, i.e. using them as a buffer and refil them (more leisurely) from the mains.
Sorry, forgot to ask before, does anyone know about Geka hose fittings? I'm interested to know if the work better than the Hozelock type, and how they couple?. Thanks.
I presume you have to jubillee-clip a male to the hose? Will two of those just mate?

Then there is this type of fitting, I can't work out if this crimps the hose like the Hozelock ones do, avoiding the jubilee-clip? Or maybe its just for inter-connection to Geka & Hozelock? ... I've Goggled extensively and cannot find any useful "this is how it works" articles on Geka fitting

and then there are Male & Female BSP fittings. But maybe they are just to fit on to taps etc?

