The lips and teeth

Morning all,
So there I was bouncing about the channels this morning looking for something pleasent to view,which is difficult at the moment and I landed on Rebeks and Naja who were advertising some kind of hair additive.I simply could not take my eyes off Naja,dusky skinned with fine features and you knew to look at her that she was the most intelligent lass you had ever seen.But i had difficulty with her teeth because where most peoples teeth are shaped like a pair of horseshoes,Naja,s and Rebecka,s went from ear to ear,the loveliest teeth but very big and the lips ,,well the lips i knew must have been engineered after birth because somehow or other they would have to accomodate all those extra big teeth.Im convinced they had a dozen more than they should have.They were lovely ladies and pleasent to look at and I was waking up to a nice day.
Then the hairdresser who was doing most of the talking and standing between Rebecka and Naja with a hand on each shoulder,came fully into view.Now i know that some men wear make up.We even had an anchor man on our world champion tug of war team who wore make up and confided in us that it was the "wife who is making me do it" and we got over that.
But back to the hairdresser and he had had a dashing make over but the thing that shocked me and turned the milk in the "just right" was the lips.He had the lips done,"Leslie Ash "style.He was trying to smile and talk and scaring the bejasus out of me.To think that some one would go to all that trouble,pain and suffering to end up looking like that,was chilling to say the least,so i bounced onto another chanell quick.
Biff