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« on: May 08, 2009, 05:07:38 PM »

This shameless party are looking more corrupt by the day.

Fatty prescott spent over £300 to add three mock tudor beams to a dormer on his home, in direct contravention of the rule that says expenses cant be used to enhance a property, yet we are told he did nothing wrong

Mandleson spent over 3k on decorating even when he knew he was leaving office.

What realy makes me sick is the grinning monkey hazel bliars who cannot stop laughing when shes interviewed about her crimes
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« Reply #1 on: May 08, 2009, 05:46:01 PM »

Evidently a radio 4 listener this afternoon!

worse still swapping your official residence 4 times in 4 years to max out your bonus capability!  chocolateteapot
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« Reply #2 on: May 08, 2009, 06:08:50 PM »

Im watching the news right now and making a note of all the lies and excuses used so that when i fiddle the system and get caught, i know what to say to escape prosecution

I was realy busy at the time jack straw said after he stole 1500 quid in council tax payments
sounds like a plan to me

I was glad to see blears wetting herself with laughter when she explained her housing arrangments and mandy is bitching like a queen because he is annoyed we arnt happy about the fiddles
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« Reply #3 on: May 08, 2009, 06:24:49 PM »

Who's popping down to John lewis to pick out a few new £900 tv's?
 One for now & one for a few months time when the paperwork go's through for the alternate official residence. banghead fume

 
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« Reply #4 on: May 08, 2009, 06:35:43 PM »

The system has got to change because"the system isnt working" said brown

How about electing some decent people who are honest and have integrity?

Some of these thieves are claiming for shampoo, tampons, pot plants and other such personal items which deff arnt pertaining to the job they do for US
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« Reply #5 on: May 08, 2009, 08:10:10 PM »

Our wondrous leader has declared that the current system of expenses must change. Hooray!
The current system isn't working and has led to ridicule. Hooray!
The respect of members must be regained. Hooray!
Our wise and thoughtful leader has an answer! Hooray

Abandon all this nonsense and just pay a daily allowance to the members that turn up. Hooray!

Now members won't have to bother with all this receipts and detailing what the money was for. Hooray!

Members can drop in for a scotch when passing the house of commons, clock in, drink scotch, get paid, and leave to get on with the rest of the days plundering. Hooray!

Now all members can get involved without fear of being ridiculed in the papers, as there will be no details to pick over. Hooray!
 
No need to justify what the expense was for, members just get a wad of the folding straight in back pocket, no more questions. Hooray!

Just turn up for any reason, from anywhere and automatically cop the maximum payment, to use as you wish, on whatever you wish. Hooray!

Thank goodness for the great one digging us all out the poop yet again. Hooray!
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« Reply #6 on: May 08, 2009, 08:35:31 PM »

I am naturally, bi partisan in this matter and im sure in the spirit of equality and fairness, the papers will in due course, following a nice long embarrasing moment of reflection, reveal the spending habits of the sleaze party.

I wonder what little gems they have squandered our money on?
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« Reply #7 on: May 08, 2009, 08:43:10 PM »

Well enjoy it while you can.

One thing you can be sure of is that the next version of expenses will not involve any recording of what the expenses were actually spent on!
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« Reply #8 on: May 08, 2009, 10:02:50 PM »

Still cant make it up, ............amongst other items claimed for, ...........by a male member who is threatening to sue the paper, ...........womens clothes and nappies  vomit
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« Reply #9 on: May 11, 2009, 01:08:39 AM »

I think we should introduce bonuses for each day that an employee turns up to work, across the board. Seems fair. Or, like the rest of us, shouldn't they realise that the money that gets wired to their bank account each month is actually in exchange for turning up to work?
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