Made a "find" - they hide it well, but the evil empire (Tesco) are stocking a very nifty little mobile phone, marketed as a "party phone" - the idea being that it is so cheap that it's "disposable" (what a dreadful idea) - apparently they sold loads over Christmas on the premise that dumbrils can leave their expensive "does everything except make tea" devices at home, shove their sim card in the 'phone (any network except 3g), go off and party, get ratted, lose the "party 'phone", and they're under £20 down..........
Cut a long story short, bought one as a "family mobile spare", and am very impressed - it's really tiny and light in weight, works very well indeed, and is just a very "no frills" 'phone that "does the job" (mobile calls and texts) - £18.99
Ally that to the still unbeatable Asdamobile "8p a call to anything any time, 4p texts" PAYG tariff, (
http://www.asdamobile.com/sim_pack.html) you've got a really cheap minimalist mobile............
(and yes, I really did brave one of their larger "mouth of Hades" emporia to get it - but skedaddled double quick having made my purchase............)
http://direct.tesco.com/q/R.207-4006.aspx