Ah Dear Reader,
Building or construction is just a simple matter of putting one item up against another or on top of each other. It is perfectly true. Then all you have to do is to allow spaces for Beds,Chairs, Tables, Sofas,,Kitchens,,Bathrooms, and then work out how much light you are going to allow into your new spaces.
If you are not sure, you can visit other houses and see how the stairs leaves a space at the top for turning and that it does not have doors opening onto it.
And you put all this down on a plan,,,to scale, so that you know exactly where you are to the last MM.
And then when you have it all sorted and can visualise the finished job,,feel the warmth of the living room fire and sense the kitchen aroma,( no no not that old baked bread lark) oranges,apples, coffee (and a slight hint of wet dog)
You have it all sorted and almost ready to approach the architect.. but just as you are walking up the imaginary hall pass the coats hanging under the stairs,,you remember that you have forgotten the porch or air lock,, or giant post box or hiding place for the house key and then you realise that porches can be annoying,,They can block the view, allowing the xwife to see you through the window before you can hide under the stairs,, so porches have to be approached with great care and consideration.
Porches also reveal a lot about the kind of characters who own them, Big glassy porches are for expansive, open minded, generous people, Small tight to the house porches are for small minded ,tight fisted individuals and each get what they deserve. I have built a few in my time,, in fact, I have built that many that I cannot remember half of them and I say that with the utmost confidence and truthfulness.
Yet some porches stick in my memory because of their knock on effect on the whole building both internally as well as externally.
Perhaps the readers are not that porch orientated and believe that one porch is as good as another, yet there might be those that wish to hear more about porches or a porch in particular ,So,
Biff
I have wood to cut, nails to pull but not in that order.