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Author Topic: How Many Dogs Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb?  (Read 891 times)
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« on: February 24, 2009, 12:58:53 PM »

Golden retriever – The sun is shining, the day is young. We’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about a stupid burned out lightbulb.

Border Collie -  Just one. And I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code.

German Shepherd -  I’ll guard the lightbulb while you decide. Back off.

Dachshund – I can’t reach the stupid light.

Toy Poodle – I’ll just blow in the Border Collie’s ear and he’ll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

Rottweiler – Go ahead. Make me.

Shi-tzu – Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Leave it for the servants.

Lab -  Oh, me, ME!! Pleeeze let ME change the lightbulb. Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?

Malamute -  Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he’s busy.

Chow chow – I’m with the Malamute. After I take my nap that is.

Akita – I’m with the Chow and malamute. What’s for dinner.

Jack Russell Terrier – I can reach it! I just know I can reach it! Another twenty jumps and it’s mine, all mine.

Cocker Spaniel – Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Mastiff -  Mastiff’s are NOT afraid of the dark.

Hound Dog – Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Chihuahua – Yo quiero Taco bulb.

Greyhound – It isn’t moving, who cares.

Kelpie -  Put all the lightbulbs in a little circle.

Pointer -  I can see it, there it is, rrrright there
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